The theory of the cat-bread aka as the theory of "eternal movement"!

This is a stupid fun theory that my friend Burgues told me a few years back which is interesting as it may create eternal movement and may help stop using fuel and other chemical components to move things.
The theory goes like this: If you put butter on a bread and you let it fall to the ground, it will always land on the butter's side right? If you throw a cat to the floor, it will always land on its feet right? Well, what happens if you put butter on a cat's back? Experts say that the cat remains in the air rotating at a very fast pace, thus creating eternal movement as it will never fall to the floor. haha, promise no to include many jokes.